“Ni-hao, 092, how can I help?”

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Kite flying competition was big with attractive prizes for de biggest, smallest, and most creative kite. Now, it look like it gat “competition” for de loudest music set, de biggest cooler (ice- bucket), de broadest hat, de skimpiest outfits and who can consume de most beers!

With almost everybody gat a vehicle, de biggest “competition” is for parking today! While no “prize” is at stake, de “thrill” to find and secure one, is “motivation” enough! After downing de contents of de cooler and de kites come down, getting out can start “new competitions”. By then, dem who compete for “highness” with de kites, now competing with de music sets to get de “attention” of de driver in front or behind!

Depending on de adjective use, a competition to rival “Wrestlerama” is possible. While dem kinds of “competitions” are prevalent today, plenty surprise at de lack of “competition” for de government shares in de “Blue” phone company! Even de company chief everything officer (CEO) seh he ain’t know de shares was reportedly sell to a Chinese company!

Apparently plenty want shares to enjoy benefits like getting VVIP seats fuh all de “Blue” shows all over de place. When dem add up de cost fuh tickets fuh one year, it more than double de dividends dem would get! People seh de company went into entertainment just fuh don’t feel “blue” and de CEO title gon be chief entertainment officer!

“Yogi Bear” biggest worry is fuh learn de Chinese language seeing dem now would control one-fifth of de company! He don’t want de Chinese discussing things he don’t understand while in meetings. One source seh he changing de “ambience” of de “Blue” company head office fuh look more “oriental”! Soon he gon want compete with de Chinese restaurants under de guise of “entertainment” as he “feel de beat”…. “feel de heat!” De Chinese move from food to clothing to household articles. Don’t be surprise if soon when yuh call 092 yuh hear “Ni-hao” instead of “hello”! A Chinese language “Guyana Star” competition? Something to think about, eh “Yogi”. Ting-a-ling-a-ling… Friend tell friend… mattie tell mattie!

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